The Adventures of Bacon Centurion
Letters to Dad
 

Dear Daddy Pledge,
6 April 2004

I had a great trip home, we saw lots of sights and very large trucks. I've made many great new friends since arriving in the Windy City. We have lots of pictures. I'm enclosing some for you now. I've decided to become a Trident International Windy City Associate and they have gratefully accepted my application. I also have a good friend named Spike, don't ya think he has just the sexiest paws!!.

Love Bacon

 

 

Dear Pledge Dad,
10 April 2004

My loving captors have taken me to Wisconsin where they say "You're Among Friends" Its true too!! I'm loving my road trips.

Love Bacon
Dear Pledge Dad,
10 April 2004

 Now this was an interesting stop. Uhh Dad, What's a Bratwurst? My captors found it quite amusing that I was here.

Love Bacon
Dear Pledge Dad,

I have become somewhat concerned about my captors-but more concerned about the poor people in Wisconsin - do you think they really rent their erotic toys?

Love Bacon
Dear Pledge Dad,

I really don't understand why they call them HOGS when pigs are so much better.

Love Bacon
Dear Pledge Dad,

Talk about cutting the cheese. It was a castle of cheese. No wonder they call them Cheese Heads in Wisconsin.

Love Bacon